Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
They'd have to come up with a new mystery meat? All currently available options
are in the McNuggets!

If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, where would you end up?
Where Kanye West left his sense!

What's the difference between ketchup and catsup?
Nothing but clearly if you're still saying catsup - hooked on phonics didn't work
for you. Another child left behind.

Why is there a little bump on the number "5" of a calculator, or a phone?
It's a tracking device used by the ALIENS. Cause that's how they roll.

What is the difference between a care-giver and a care-taker?
One has permission from your parents to beat that a#@ if you act up. The other
ends up on cops if they even THINK about putting hands on your child! Good luck
finding out which is which!!